I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10
HOW DOES IT NEVER EVER CROSS THESE PPLS MIND like ‘wow i feel REALLY bad about being hated for something i can’t control and some times i feel like my safety is at risk wow holy shit i wonder if trans people feel like this ALL THE FUCKING TIME? OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
i am constantly amazed at how many idiot dudebros think my little pony isnt a feminist cartoon made by a feminist
it’s almost like they dont understand feminism or something
Ulgy Furniture has passed 70,000 notes and I am dead to the world
you can tell precures a solid magical girl show bc every one of the weapons looks exactly like the kind of thing my parents would get for me when i was like five and then immediately take away five minutes later after im left unsupervised and club my brother in the head with it
I remember one of the first times I ever got really high I watched “Encino Man” with friends. I had never seen it before and because of the drugs I was hallucinating a lot and thought it was a ground-breaking art film that broke so many camera conventions with genius, self-aware writing.
Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you
psychopathswriters out there.
yeah, for writting..
now i am thinking about all the fics where a kid passes out because vampire and like how much can a vampire chug???
Given the shock involved I’d say people passing out from vampire bite can still get a pass, but now I’m just imagining a vampire kegger with a beer bong of blood and that’s a lot more interesting to me.