Wait, THAT was the nuke button?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

This is just to say

I’ve made the decision to be on tumblr way less because it’s really hitting me how much time I spend focused on tumblr compared to, say, doing anything else enjoyable or necessary in my life. I’m making this post specifically to let you folks know so none of you get worried that I’m dead or something, since I’ve certainly had that worry when people I’ve known online disappeared. I’ll still pop on from time to time to reblog stuff or what have you, but otherwise I’m gonna be pretty quiet on here for a long while. Take care and please have fun on this our beloved hellsite.

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Why did you pull me over? Audio Transcript

Shut the fuck up when cops ask questions! The script. These 25 words we’re talking about.
To begin with, let’s talk about: what you do when that cop first comes up to you, and no matter what he says:
Where are you going, where are you coming from, what’s that smell, how many drinks have you had, you know this is a high drug traffic area. Why are you sweating? Why are your eyes red? Why do you seem nervous?
Those cops can ask anything they want and when they first come up on you, you wanna say “why did you pull me over?”
That’s the first phrase of the script because under case law, the cops have about 7-8 minutes to give you a traffic ticket unless they find other independent probable cause to further detain you. And they find that when you start yapping.
Now, just cause they pulled you over, doesn’t mean it’s a traffic stop. Maybe your tires are low or something else is wrong.
So, “why did you pull me over?” starts the clock ticking, and that’s your tip of the day. And shut the fuck up when cops ask questions.
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the answer to “do you know why I pulled you over?” is also “why did you pull me over?”

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Chik-fil-le sandwich

INGREDIENTS:


4 hamburger buns, split


1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated


1 beefsteak tomato, sliced


20 dill pickle slices


FOR THE CHICKEN


2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts


1 cup dill pickle juice


1 ½ cups milk, divided


1 cup peanut oil


1 large egg


½ cup all-purpose flour


1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar


Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste

DIRECTIONS:


Place a chicken breast on a cutting board. With your hand flat on top of it, carefully slice the chicken in half horizontally. Trim excess fat as needed.


In a large shallow baking dish, combine chicken, pickle juice and ½ cup milk; marinate for at least 30 minutes. Drain well.


Heat peanut oil in a large skillet over medium high heat.


In another large shallow baking dish, whisk together remaining 1 cup milk and egg. Stir in chicken to coat and drain excess milk mixture.


In a gallon size Ziploc bag or large bowl, combine chicken, flour and confectioners’ sugar; season with salt and pepper, to taste.


Working in batches, add chicken to the skillet and cook until evenly golden and crispy, about 4-5 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.


Serve chicken immediately on burger buns with green leaf lettuce, tomato and pickles.

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Also if y’all are interested, I have the copycat recipes for the Frosted Lemonade and the Chicken Nuggets

https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/copycat-chick-fil-a-nuggets/2b483ee0-a13e-4a3f-bf0b-9b26099c6e24

https://cincyshopper.com/copycat-chick-fil-a-frosted-lemonade/

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^^^

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If you like their food, this post will help you not fund them anymore.

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you can help by donating!

link to the gofundme: https://gf.me/u/yjm7q3

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If you can’t donate, reblog.  Spread the word because this story isn’t the only one like this and it is disproportionately happening to POC.

Landlords have bills to pay as well, but they should be standing shoulder to shoulder with their tenets against the larger power.  The banks are the problem and the government is backing them up instead of having the backs of the citizens that vote them into power.

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remember when you listened to welcome to night vale for the first time and you were really confused but also intrigued and then just when you were finally beginning to understand whats going on cecil mentioned "the weather" and you thought it would just be another weird poetic segment but then. but then !!! a song started playing. and it literally changed you as a person

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WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN IN THE RAIN WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN THE. BUS. IS. LATE.